18.7.05

french terror alert

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

by IsraellyCool
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/27/2005 09:45:00 PM

    Excellent! Could you please give a shelter to a poor frogman who doesn't like Chirac? ;) 

    Posted by slak

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  2. Anonymous10/28/2005 03:05:00 PM

    hey slak,
    you are welcome to join the club :), me casa e su casa !
     

    Posted by israelist

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  3. Anonymous1/26/2006 07:07:00 AM

    MY NAME IS ALSO ROY MILCHARD AND IF MY NAME SAKE WOULD LIKE TO SEND ME SOME LITERATURE and a personal letter (I AM A CHRISTIAN,BUT TRY TO APPRCIATE YOUR NATIONAL PROBLEMS) i WOULD LIKE TO UNDERSTAND YOU BETTER.I AM 74 YRS.YOUNG AT HEART. MY ADDRESS IS AT 4-16 MALDON AVENUE ,MITCHELL PARK 5043 SOUTH AUSTRALIA.I AM NOT CRASH HOT ON THE COMPUTER BUT IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU SNAIL ME A FEW TIMES TO SEE IF WE CAN HIT IT OFF, YOU MAY ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU LIKE.O.K.PAL.ROY

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